I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
Bob SagetMy dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.
Bob SagetMy humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
Bob SagetToday is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.
Bob SagetThe other day my twelve-year-old says to me, I don't feel like I'm with you right now. You're in the car with me, you're checking your e-mail, you're not listening to me, I don't feel like I'm with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother's gripe, too. And she was right. And you're also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
Bob Saget