Valuable people are undervalued.

The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.

Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.

I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.