I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.

They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!

Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation.

Valuable people are undervalued.

All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.