I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I'm not laughing.

Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.

Some dead people said smart stuff.

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.