The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.
Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.
I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.