There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that's about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don't see another comedian who I put in high regard as him.
Bob SagetWhat do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
Bob SagetStop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person. Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
Bob SagetAristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?
Bob Saget