Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.

What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone's ringing a lot more and I've got nine lines so when it doesn't ring, it's very frustrating.

Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk.

Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?

Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.