It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
Bob SagetWhat I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.
Bob SagetSaw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
Bob Saget