Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.

I will always prefer a hardback book, but I'm drawn to digital because it's so easy to acquire them when I'm having a need-to-read moment.

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.

The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren't funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren't accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more.

Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.