Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.
Some dead people said smart stuff.
It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.