Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.

Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.

Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.

I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.

It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.

It think acceptance levels sort of swings back and forth. Like in the 60's there was a lot more freedom with sex that doesn't exist today. Language has gotten pushed a bit farther and violence is way far out.