Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.

My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.

One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But it should have been reviewed by ten-year-olds. That's who it was made for. They loved it. And if they loved it, great. Why the hell does a fifty-year-old guy working at a big newspaper have to tell me I'm a piece of crap?

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.