Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.

A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.

One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?

As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.