The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously - accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you're basically working in front of them during what could've been specifically 'quality time.'

There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.

If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?

Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?

Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.

A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.

Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.