The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously - accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you're basically working in front of them during what could've been specifically 'quality time.'

You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.

Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.

As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.

I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.

Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.

People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.