The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously - accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you're basically working in front of them during what could've been specifically 'quality time.'

Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.

No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.

My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?

Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.

It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.

People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.