No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.

Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.

Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.

I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.

When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.

I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.' It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.

They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?