I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.