I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.
The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.
A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.