Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk.

The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.

Valuable people are undervalued.

I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.

Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.

Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?

Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.