A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
Bob SagetSometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
Bob SagetMy favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
Bob SagetI think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.
Bob Saget