I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.

As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.

The other day my twelve-year-old says to me, I don't feel like I'm with you right now. You're in the car with me, you're checking your e-mail, you're not listening to me, I don't feel like I'm with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother's gripe, too. And she was right. And you're also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.

Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

If you don't wake up every day happy, change something.