I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.

A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.

Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.

My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.

I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.

If you're a host of a video show and you're on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, 'Well, that's what that person does.' That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.