If you don't wake up every day happy, change something.
I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.
Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?
A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.
The secret to raising children is to love them... And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.