My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.

One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.

All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

If you're a host of a video show and you're on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, 'Well, that's what that person does.' That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.

As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.