My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
Bob SagetMet a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
Bob SagetJust went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.
Bob Saget