I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I'm not laughing.

In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.

A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.

What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.

The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously - accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you're basically working in front of them during what could've been specifically 'quality time.'

I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.

No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.