As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.
Bob SagetWhat do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
Bob SagetI am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
Bob Saget