I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
Bob SagetMy mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
Bob SagetWhat do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
Bob Saget