In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.

I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.

It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.

I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.' It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.

Everyone I love I pay.

A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.

I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.