In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

If 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,' how do you explain zombies?

The secret to raising children is to love them... And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.

I become a chameleon for wherever I am.

I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.

The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren't funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren't accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more.