In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.

I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.

It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.

I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I'm not laughing.