It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.

The secret to raising children is to love them... And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.

There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that's about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don't see another comedian who I put in high regard as him.

Some dead people said smart stuff.

Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.