I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.' It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.
My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.
No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.