Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.
They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.
A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.