I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!

My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.

Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.

Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.