Everyone I love I pay.

All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

The secret to raising children is to love them... And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.

The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!

If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.