I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.
Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity.
Around comics, I've always been known for, oh, that's not dirty, this is dirty.
I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.