Everyone I love I pay.

My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.

Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing. That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.

I become a chameleon for wherever I am.

People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.