The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

I love my mom! You can too for $12!

Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.

The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously - accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you're basically working in front of them during what could've been specifically 'quality time.'

When you have a good time there is no time.

Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.