The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?

I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.

The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously - accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you're basically working in front of them during what could've been specifically 'quality time.'

I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.

Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.

Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.