The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.

If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.

Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.

Valuable people are undervalued.

One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.