I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.
It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.