Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.

Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.

It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.

What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.