Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.
Around comics, I've always been known for, oh, that's not dirty, this is dirty.
I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.
My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; theyโre both in my car and I want you to see them