Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.

In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.

There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.

Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.

I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.

Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?