People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.

I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.

If you're a host of a video show and you're on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, 'Well, that's what that person does.' That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.

I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.

I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.

I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.