People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.

They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.

I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing.

I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.

At the end of the day it's the end of the day.

My haircutter figured out I whine less if I'm under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven't given me a Brazilian wax.