I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.
Bob SagetMy father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
Bob SagetThe other day my twelve-year-old says to me, I don't feel like I'm with you right now. You're in the car with me, you're checking your e-mail, you're not listening to me, I don't feel like I'm with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother's gripe, too. And she was right. And you're also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
Bob Saget