I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.
Bob SagetToday is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.
Bob SagetMy father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
Bob Saget