25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.

My haircutter figured out I whine less if I'm under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven't given me a Brazilian wax.

My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.

Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.

I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.