25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.

Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.

Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk.

I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.

Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.

Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.

Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.