25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.

The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously - accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you're basically working in front of them during what could've been specifically 'quality time.'

Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them