I'm psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.

I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.

Around comics, I've always been known for, oh, that's not dirty, this is dirty.

My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.

Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.

The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.