I'm psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.

You can talk about things indirectly, but if you want to talk how people really talk, you have to talk R-rated. I mean I've got three incredibly intelligent daughters, but when you get mad, you get mad and you talk like people talk. When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they're not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it's cable.

Oil is sixty dollars a barrel. There are terrorists everywhere. We have a catastrophe in our world every ten minutes. I don't know how anybody's getting through anything. Right now, people just need to be entertained.

25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.

A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.