One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.
My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.
I'm psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.
My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.