All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?

At the end of the day it's the end of the day.

Some dead people said smart stuff.

Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?

Stop It, stop lighting your butthol on fire, and everybody listen to me. If you light your ass on fire, I hope you have boxers or a filter of somekind, because if your a bareass person. Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.

Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.