All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.

I become a chameleon for wherever I am.

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.

I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.

If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.