All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.

I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.

Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.

I'm psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.