All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

The secret to raising children is to love them... And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.

Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!

I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that Ive had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitzs play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months.

I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.