It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.

25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

Valuable people are undervalued.

Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.

A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!

Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.