If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.
Bob SagetToday is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.
Bob SagetI'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.
Bob Saget