I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
Bob SagetConcerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?
Bob SagetIt's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.
Bob Saget