I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.
There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.
At the end of the day it's the end of the day.
Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.