I have no agenda, nothing to control.
Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren't funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren't accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more.