My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.

Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.

I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.

Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.

I'm psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.