I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.
Bob SagetMy haircutter figured out I whine less if I'm under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven't given me a Brazilian wax.
Bob SagetI'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?
Bob Saget