I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.

Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.

I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.' It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.

I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.

The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.

I become a chameleon for wherever I am.