I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.' It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.

All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

Apparently my street has a leaf blower gang who tag team all day, so the sounds of the leaf blower are forever blowing from dawn to dusk.

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.

A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.