I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.

I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.

When you have a good time there is no time.

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?

There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.