I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!

I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.' It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.

I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.

Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?

When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you'd want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?