I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.

I will always prefer a hardback book, but I'm drawn to digital because it's so easy to acquire them when I'm having a need-to-read moment.

I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.

The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.

I think comedy is on an organic upsurge right now because when I started, it was 1978 at The Comedy Store and Letterman had just stopped emceeing his morning show.