The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity.
Valuable people are undervalued.
It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.