Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?

Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.

Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation.

I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.

All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.