Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?

It's smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

At the end of the day it's the end of the day.

Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.

I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!

I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.