Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?

I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.

I become a chameleon for wherever I am.

I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.

Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.

Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.

Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.