If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.

At the end of the day it's the end of the day.

When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.

Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing. That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.

If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.

I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.

The secret to raising children is to love them... And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.