If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.

If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?

If 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,' how do you explain zombies?

I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.

The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.

25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.