Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

Valuable people are undervalued.

Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.

The secret to raising children is to love them... And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.

If you don't wake up every day happy, change something.