Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

At the end of the day it's the end of the day.

Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.

Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.

Valuable people are undervalued.

Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing. That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.