Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.

When you have a good time there is no time.

I have no agenda, nothing to control.

As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?

My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.