Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that's about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don't see another comedian who I put in high regard as him.

Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?

I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.

Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.

Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation.

Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.