The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.

Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?

My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.

And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and... filled with stuffing.

I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.

It think acceptance levels sort of swings back and forth. Like in the 60's there was a lot more freedom with sex that doesn't exist today. Language has gotten pushed a bit farther and violence is way far out.

I love my mom! You can too for $12!