The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?

My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.

What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.

There was this whole middle time that only Chris Rock came out of, you know, 10 years ago it was Chris and a few other people, but that's about it. Chris is in a class of his own; I don't see another comedian who I put in high regard as him.

Around comics, I've always been known for, oh, that's not dirty, this is dirty.