My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure.

I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I'm not laughing.

I love my mom! You can too for $12!

Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.

My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.

Soon, I'm going to meet somebody around my own age, and she's going to be smart and beautiful, and I'm going to date her daughter.

At the end of the day it's the end of the day.