My confidence wavers between being genuine and being insecure.

I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that Ive had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitzs play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months.

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine.

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

You can talk about things indirectly, but if you want to talk how people really talk, you have to talk R-rated. I mean I've got three incredibly intelligent daughters, but when you get mad, you get mad and you talk like people talk. When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they're not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it's cable.

Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?

All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.