When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you'd want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?

I love my mom! You can too for $12!

Everyone I love I pay.

It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.

Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?

The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren't funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren't accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more.