They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.

Valuable people are undervalued.

I think Desperate Housewives is a pretty good show, I watch it, I like it and I don't love reality tv that much. I do watch some, I've got three daughters so we'll watch the good stuff, the fun stuff.

I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.

I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.

When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you'd want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?