Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.
You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.