They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.

I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?

Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation.

My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

The secret to raising children is to love them... And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.