My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.
I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.
Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
Valuable people are undervalued.
Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.
My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?