Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, 'Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.' It literally was a drive-by. I photobombed the Full House house yesterday. I took like 20 pictures because I thought I didn't look good in any of these - you can't see the house! You gotta really show that that's the house!

When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.

I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.

Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.