If you don't wake up every day happy, change something.

I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.

My haircutter figured out I whine less if I'm under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven't given me a Brazilian wax.

Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.

My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

Nobody can tell me what I can or can't do, except they can.