If you don't wake up every day happy, change something.

One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

My mom just told me it's impossible to know what's going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.

Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?

I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.

It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.