Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity.

My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?

My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.

All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren't funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren't accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more.

At the end of the day it's the end of the day.

I will always prefer a hardback book, but I'm drawn to digital because it's so easy to acquire them when I'm having a need-to-read moment.