Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity.

If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.

Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.

At the end of the day it's the end of the day.

I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.

25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.

I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.