Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity.

If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?

They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

It think acceptance levels sort of swings back and forth. Like in the 60's there was a lot more freedom with sex that doesn't exist today. Language has gotten pushed a bit farther and violence is way far out.

I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.