Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity.

Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing. That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.

I become a chameleon for wherever I am.

Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

I'm completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.

The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.