It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.

Words matter. Especially if you're kicking someone's ass in words with friends.

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.

The other day my twelve-year-old says to me, I don't feel like I'm with you right now. You're in the car with me, you're checking your e-mail, you're not listening to me, I don't feel like I'm with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother's gripe, too. And she was right. And you're also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.

If you don't wake up every day happy, change something.