It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.

When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.

In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.

Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.

Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.

My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?

Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.