It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

Now people want what the movie was about, which is violent comedy. And that's really what The Aristocrats is based on - what will a family do out of desperation.

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!

Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?

Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.