At the end of the day it's the end of the day.

Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.

I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.

If you're hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.

Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.