At the end of the day it's the end of the day.

You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.

I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.

My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.

A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.

A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!

It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.