Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.
Found a bunch of old shower caps in my house. Was gonna throw them out but realized they make excellent porta potties for long road trips.
My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.
Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he's a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I'm doing it right now and you all seem bored.