There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

If you're a host of a video show and you're on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, 'Well, that's what that person does.' That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.

Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they're really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I'm not laughing.

They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?