I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.

When you have a good time there is no time.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.

Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?