There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.
My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.
It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.
I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.