My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.

In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.

Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.

Oil is sixty dollars a barrel. There are terrorists everywhere. We have a catastrophe in our world every ten minutes. I don't know how anybody's getting through anything. Right now, people just need to be entertained.