My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

I like to approach every day like it's my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.

I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.

It's so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.

Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.

If you're a host of a video show and you're on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, 'Well, that's what that person does.' That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.