My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.

I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.

They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.

The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.