My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.

Everyone I love I pay.

All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

My girlfriend just told me I am one of the smartest people she knows. I told her, You need to meet other people.

I'm psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.

Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?